THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT. http://www.ilovemymuff.com/ I want to work in their head office just so I can answer the phone every day with -
"Good morning, I love my muff, How can I help you?"
I love my muff and I do love it clean but I don't usually have the excuse to tell people. I'm going to apply for a job there right now. Can you imagine the conversations.
Someone - "So where do you work?"
Me - "I love my muff"
Someone - "Erm, that's great but that wasn't the question. Who do you work for?"
Me - " No really, I love my muff"
Someone - "you're mental!"
I really really love my muff.
I just love saying it. It's such a good word. muff muff muff muff muff muff.
Where ever you are say it out loud now. It's so much fun.
If there is still anyone out there in the world that doesn't know what muff means then read this.
In fact even if you know what a muff is till read it Trust me it's worth it. Go on have a look. It contains the sentence can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored".
Also on the note of inappropriate female products. You've only got one beaver so look after it.
You gotta love the Aussies.