Ryan Gosling makes up for Laziness

I'm feeling lazy today so I'll leave you all with something to look at

For the ladies

For the men

I'm not going to assume any straight men are reading this so I think that will suffice for today 

xxx

What do you mean you didn’t know? It’s on Facebook!

Last night was date night. I went for a few drinks in Shoreditch with this guy that I kissed at my friends party a while back. He then pestered me to go on a date for a few months. When I finally did I really enjoyed it. We had “Banter” so they call it and he's quite kissable. Last night was our fourth date and I thought it was going just swimmingly.
Anyway, a bottle of wine into our date and we were having a chat about the potentials of where the night might lead. And he said “well obviously you can’t come back to mine”. I responded with “why, worried your girlfriend might walk in on us?” to which he say “well yeah”.
This is the first I had heard about this elusive girlfriend. He’s never mentioned her before and I tend to try and be optimistic and believe that if a guy asks you out he is in fact single to start with. When I questioned why he hadn’t thought to have mentioned it, he said “It’s on my Facebook page. I assumed you had read it”. Really? Now I have to Facebook stalk someone before a date? As if shaving my legs isn’t enough.


So obviously that's where the night ended


... Or did it?


... I joke. Course it did


... Or am I?

Opps

Isn't it funny what you notice when you're drunk. Just read my last post and tweet etc. and I have been spelling must with an O. Tard!

Londoners would be happier with vodka

 

So my cunning idea is to have water fountains stationed around the underground to quench people's thirst in the busy rush hour. But here’s the fun part. Instead of water it would spray out delicious, cold, refreshing vodka. All the commuters in the morning, instead of being vile and grumpy, would be happy and friendly and let you on the tube first, they might even want a little chinwag whilst the train is undoubtedly delayed. In fact I might just write a letter to Boris to suggest it. He’s always trying to improve the London transportation system. My money is on that this would be more popular than his Barclays bikes. It's a sure way to be re-elected.

If my argument above doesn’t convince him, I suggest he watches this video! of a classic example of a drunk guy making everyone's day more amusing. Imagine your mornings if there was lots of people doing this up the escalators. It would certainly cheer me up no end. And the applause just for making it to the northern line would make you feel like a champ.

If you haven't watched it. Why the devil not? Watch it NOOOOWWWWW!!! Watch it till the end. It's worth it. Pinky promise!

xxx

30 things to do before 30

Every so often I realise how quickly time goes by. I will talk about an ex and realise it's been 6 months since we split up. Or I will think of an old friend and realise that 2 years have gone by since we last spoke. And then I think about how little my life has changed in that time. After saying this to my best bud Charlie, we put a list together of 30 most important things we want to do before we are 30 (which is in 4 and a bit years).

1. Do the sound of music tour in Austria (live the dream)

2. Visit every continent at least once

3. Visit every country in Europe at least once

7. Go to a laughter therapy session

4. Make a million

5. Ride a horse again.

6. Sky dive

8. Go into space

9. Join the illuminati

10. Have over 500 followers on twitter

11. Own every Disney film on DVD

12. Hot air balloon ride

13. Road trip around Poland

14.Skinny dip 

15. lose at least 2 stone

16. Learn Sign Language

17. Learn Polish

18. Drive a mega expensive car around a race track

19. Watch an England match at Twickenham 

20. Train a puppy to fetch a beer from the fridge

21. Start a business

22. Learn to sew.

23. Learn to ski

24. Get something published

25. Ride a cow drunk (apparently this is illegal) 

26. Shoot something

27. Change the light bulb in the bathroom (really needs doing)

28. Punch Tom Cruise

29. Become a black belt ninja 

30. Do all of the above

Some of these might have to roll over to do before we're 40 instead as doing them ALL in the next 4 years might be a little unrealistic. But other than that looking forward to each one. 

And so it begins

 So Basically I have been reading blogs for a while now. Peps like The Bloggess, David Thorne,  Like The Vodka  and The clothes Horse. I thought I would give it a go. Although the name probably says it all. Don't hold your breath.


I don't really have much to say for myself. A friend once said "I don't know why I'm friends with you, on paper you're really boring." I didn't take it too much to heart as he told me every other day that he was in love with me. But now that I am trying to write something interesting I'm starting to think he may have been right. Maybe I should have thought about this before I had started. Ho Hum. 


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